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Venom's dentist
The Hulk's phychiatrist
Spider-Man with aracnaphobia
Medusa's hair stylist
the guy with the metal detector as Wolverine tries to get into the airport
the guy who was filling out the huge pile of paper work so Grasshopper can join the Great Lakes Avengers
Deadpool's skin specialist
She-Hulk's make-up artist
Cyclop's optometrist
Beast's body waxer
Enchantress at a gay bar
Electro's costume designer (the guy looks like he should be in the madi gras)
Nightcrawler at a paranoid christian meeting
Ghost Rider with training wheels
Iceman lost in the desert
Moon Knight scared of the dark
the owner of the gym Juggernaut goes to
please add :)
the sasquatch's waxer(dont thik thats the correct word but the guy who puts wax on his skin, then puts tape on, then pulls off, etc.
giantmans tailor
the blobs chair
would put more but i have to go
Dr. Doom in the rain
Black Cat trying to sneak around a white house
Magneto trying to fight someone in a plastic factory
a little kid at your 5th birthday party and a Murderworld clown rocks up
Echo in a pitch black room
it wouldnt suck necessarily, but probably be constantly dissapointing to be hulk's taylor
Cyclops' optometrist
Blade's Cook
Daredevil's seeing-eye dog :D
Quote from: Teancum on July 03, 2007, 09:07PM
Cyclops' optometrist
thats already there, first list lol, never mind the other two are good, keep em coming guys
rouge sex partner
the thing sex parter oouchh poor girl!! LoL!
Quote from: ratmon on July 05, 2007, 10:50AM
rouge sex partner
It's Rogue! ROGUE!!!
That shouldn't be suck... You will
do just fine if you have .... um .... "protection"... :rofl:
LOL! True!! It would be both pain and pleasure
Disgusting. I guess Colossus or Leech wouldn't be too bad, since Colossus in metal form is immune to Rogue's mutant ability, or since Leech can negate other's mutant powers.
Thing's skin-care doctor
Galactus's foot massager
Human Torch in the middle of the Atlantic
Giant Man with claustrophobia
It would totally suck being Thing's condom.
Scarlet Witch's Black Jack dealer...
Looks like everyone is picking on the Thing...haha
Actually, I think the Fantastic Four are really at something------------PORN!!! :chuckle:
The Thing: My buddy is rock-hard!
Mr Fantastic: I can make it as long as you want!
Invisible Woman: Now you see my clothes... Now you don't!
Human Torch: I can make your burning desire even stronger than before!
You people are disgusting.
As Torch's hand slid up Crystal's creamy white thighs, she could feel his stiffness pulsating with desire.
Quote from: Midnight Curse on August 08, 2007, 11:19PM
You people are disgusting.
As Torch's hand slid up Crystal's creamy white thighs, she could feel his stiffness pulsating with desire.
um, it looks like your comment is the most disgusting ATM.... :laugh:
I did that on purpose.
More:
The poker opponent of Black Cat
Magneto as traffic police
wouldnt be too much trouble to get back on topic?
Quote from: Midnight Curse on August 09, 2007, 02:38AM
I did that on purpose.
sure ya did :P
more:
MODOK with brain damage
Namor in the middle of a drought
Bruce Banner on Prozac
it would suck being the Hulk's punching bag
I don't understand why I didn't think of those in the first place. They're so obvious.
Sabretooth's Manicurist and Psychiatrist!
The Punisher's Ammo Supplier!
Quicksilver's Shoe supplier!
Silver Surfer's Waxer and Polisher!
I know I would love to be She-Hulk's and Elektra's Masseuse. :D
It would totally suck being Galactus's weighing machine :D.
To be around Deadpool on too much caffeine! :)
Yeah, lol. :laugh:
to be Sabretooth's dentist
to be Mr. Fantastic's chiropractor
to be married to Deadpool
to be a comedian and have Spider-Man write your material
Quote from: msmarvel2007 on September 10, 2007, 09:28AM
to be a comedian and have Spider-Man write your material
i didnt quite get that one but i think the Spider-Man is a pretty funny guy
Spider-Man is funny but some of his humor is bad jokes and puns.
QuoteThe Punisher's Ammo Supplier!
Dude, that's like THE most lucrative job on the planet. Stressful (G.W. Bridge and Nick Fury will pay you very frequent visits, I promise), but lucrative.
I think it would suck to be...
...Deadpool's tailor. Those who remember his old solo series and the story arc "Johnny Handsome" know what I mean -- he goes through his costumes faster than the Blob goes through his lunch!
...the judge type on the American Idol show if Songbird, Syrin, Banshee, Kylun and Enchantress decide to try their luck. All AT ONCE.
...the guy who will be stuck in the same room with Rogue and Dazzler. It will probably be messy.
...the janitor in the Baxter Building. Or Fisk Enterprises. Or Stark Enterprises. Or Shaw Enterprises? Damn, there're too many powered types running large corporations these days that tend to lend their office space for fights among other powered types.
...people in the public swimming pool Electro goes to. Or Deadpool. Or Bolt, for that matter.
...Wolverine's hairdresser?
...caught up in the same room as Deadpool and Spider-Man. You'd WANT to be Echo at that moment.
...Daredevil in a room full of cats and rocking chairs.
...Rogue traveling the subway in rush hour. Ouchie.
...The Absorbing Man in a sweets factory. Or a lingerie store. Or a liquor store?
...stuck in a room of finite volume as a hapless spectator of a fight between Madrox and the Super-Adaptoid.
...Multiple Man's date, actually.
...Klaw fighting Dazzler. Or Echo.
...Deadpool's date?
...Typhoid Mary's date? Oh, wait that wouldn't suck at all, UNLESS your name is "Deadpool" or "Daredevil".
...Dr. Doom's janitor! And castle repairman. And Doombot technician.
...Dr. Doom's plastic surgeon! Or Jigsaw's, for that matter.
That should be enough for new, methinks.
...
That's quite a lot. I dunno about Wolvie's hairdresser. I like his hair-style, it resembles a wolverine's ears. Janitor one works, American Idol one definitely works... :laugh:
"...the judge type on the American Idol show if Songbird, Syrin, Banshee, Kylun and Enchantress decide to try their luck. All AT ONCE."
i would love to see black bolt try for idol.
well thats one crappy tv show down...
multpile man's nanny :madrox:
the thing at the carnival that you hit with a hammer when its thors turn
quicksilver's shoe-guy :quicks:
beast's hair styl/colorist :beast:
Quote from: the amazing spiderman on May 17, 2008, 10:17PM
rhino's horn :rhino:
am i missing something with that one?
i mean if that was the case you could say juggernaught's helmet or iron fist's fist...
hmmm....ur right! ill take it out
you get what i mean though right?
"how much would it suck being captain america's shield, he kicks peoples asses with it..." lol :D
totally :)
medusa in the rain "power...draining...curse...you...frizz" :D
Quote from: Shauny7488 on May 22, 2008, 09:20PM
am i missing something with that one?
i mean if that was the case you could say juggernaught's helmet or iron fist's fist...
it always cracked me uup when heimdall asked for his horn on mua!
anywaY....
dumb hulk in a physics convention ("HULK CONFUSED")
quicsilvers sex partner or condom.
ew...lol
duplicate man when he finds out that hes a father but it wasnt him, it was one of his clones....
lol hulk would be making his own physics by sending stuff flying when he doesnt understand stuff