Basically, it's pretty simple. I'll start with three words, someone else adds three, and so on.
Like I said, pretty simple, but these may be necessary...
Rules:
- Relevance. Please, make it make sense. It can be funny, but it shouldn't go" once upon a" and then "walking to grandma". See, it just doesn't work. It would be nice to be able to read it and laugh.
- Keep it clean. We're all mature enough to know what that means, right?
Pretty basic, right?
Ok, I'll start:
Once upon a
Once upon a time I went
Once upon a time I went into town to
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my
homies that were
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies
and loudly singing
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies and loudly singing Black Eyed Peas
and attracting glares
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies and loudly singing Black Eyed Peas and attracting glares. Along came a
tank made of
steel and adamatium
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies and loudly singing Black Eyed Peas and attracting glares. Along came a tank made on steel and adamantium and ran over
my poodle which
yelped and screamed
but the tank
kept moving into
the cafe where
it ran over
mom and dad
fortunately the tank
then exploded and
I died too
then i came
back to haunt
my annoying sister
by levitating her
and slamming her
into a large
hard brick wall
. She screamed and
pulled out her
gun and aimed
at the cat
and shot it
thinking that it
was a ghost
which angered me
and i killed
my sister. Poor
thing she was
dead with me
. We're both ghosts
now and she
wants to kill
me so i
reincarnated just so
i could get
killed and then
come back again
as a ghost.
but i didnt
make sense anymore
after what has
happened to me
so i decided
to play with
a chinese beluga.
at the nearest
insane asylum. but
after I ate
three large burritos
with mice and
potato stuffed pigons
with a touch
of squid intestine
and pig liver
, i fell off
a tall bridge
into the jello
and swallowed all
the angry fishes
without even looking
backwards to the
raging rhino running
towards me. fortunately
I had a
level 5 fireball
in my pants
so i took
it out and :P
released my full
power at the
little cute kitten
and that big
playmobile house over
the rainbow bridge
near the train
to Abu Dhabi
which is kinda
sensual but still
a large hippo.
(i love how random this is now)
blocks the river
so i can't
get it up
and bogie with
the village people
dressed like a
radio to prove
that they're not
a LCD television
in the parlor
of the president
of freedonia. so
I picked a
rather large apple
and threw it
at Hannibal Lecter
Then i went
to the bathroom
in the middle
of the church
next to the
Mines of Moria
in the centre
of the labyrinth
where the horse
with no name
:P
sang show tunes
like "Knight Rider",
but were off
the beat of
the song so
moved to Thailand
and bought a
giant size cockatoo
to put with
my albino ferret
and yellow iguana
in my brothers
basement next to
his magical sombrero
of eternal mojo
that he used
to seduce Sacagawea
. as all this
happened two wooden
foxes tangoed along
the coastline of
western Greenland. Then
I saw a
lion like bag
filled with decepticons
and decepticons of
the latverian embassy
that were hiding
in the trees
of viridian forest
where communist hindis
eat lotuses and
did the macarena
with old ladies
wearing tight leather
which was awkward
yet I joined
because i felt
a strange numbness
in my ankles
. Afterwards we decided
to see the
Michael Jackson impersonator
in his casket
made of marshmallow
and chocolate fudge
but we were
surprised by three
yellow crawdads that
pinched Bob Dylan's
left eye socket
and his other
(I think it's a forum bug, when I click on the last topic's reply I get sent to for example, page 12 of 13. I removed my post, editted shauny's, nothing to see here people, continue your work^^)
Eye was covered
(Is that your Joker model Blaw? Awsome work XD)
with raw potatoes
(yes^^ works well with Gambit haha)
that tasted like.
(i would totaly download that, just so you know, but this is not thee right place)
fresh cheesy puffs
(meh if only companies weren't money hungry :P)
but the world
(oh how i wish)
was indeed flat
so cristobal colon (Christopher columbus)
sold his ship
to snow white
who married Bigfoot
because prince charming
married Grumpy. Later
he dumped Grumpy
because grumpy had
an affair with
the dragon from
Santiago de Compostela
. not knowing what
person was spying
on my farm
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and kissing the
pigs i decided
to slap some
turkeys with a
very large chicken
made of beef
and rotten tomatoes
. The chicken was
laying vibranium eggs
in momma's house
where I used
my electrifying rubberstick
to power the
flying pickle bird
that carried eleven
screaming armadillos to
the bottomless pit
of eternal stench
and hellish fire
. Suddenly a vicious
pink little teddybear
purple bear tore
my comic books
in twain so
I cried alot
of hot salsa
and guacamole sauce
then in retaliation
for these grevious
lightsabers who i (grievous is a star wars character :P)
chopped into pieces
(grievous is also a term meaning you could grieve for it like "grievous sins")
and kicked in
their abnormally large
sack of wonders
so that wonders
Quote from: ☞DEEDOOO☜ on March 02, 2010, 08:11AM
chopped into pieces
(grievous is also a term meaning you could grieve for it like "grievous sins")
( i know but i wanted it to make it more random XD)
spread out all
the thread-bare carpet
(that's cool. random is good :D)
when suddely out
(i know)
jumped a monkey
which was three
flamingos in disguise
with purple maces
which had glitters
in their pants
. The next day
i found a
daffy duck lunchbox
at the liquorstore
to capture the
runaway UFO that
was in my
small intestine causing
massive havoc. so
my lawyer called
them up on
his shoe-phone
and told them
intestinal invasion is
illegal in 49
different states across
Latveria, except texas
and 47 others
fortunately i was
sleeping with the
husband of Phoenix
inside the velvet
banana flavored room
with chocolate chips,
inside Willy Wonka's
box of secrets,
. The Mad Hatter
lost his hat
while singing the
song "party in
Mianus" the remix
and replaced it
with a pie
and some slugs
. Meanwhile my BFF
stole my shirt
, undies and aftershave
and several organs
so i took
a baseball bat
and attached a(n)
rubber duck with
seven sharp asparaguses
to expand the
blade of the
mutated venus flytrap
who loves to
shake her booty
and eat every
human brain in
south utah and
north of Missisippi
(don't hate me if I spelled it wrong)
, around Tyatya mountain
there is a
flying purple pencake
that shoots ponies
at poor hobos
hiding in the
fridge and eating
their potato salads
with wipped cream.
When suddenly a
ninja squirtle appears
and slaps the
big butt of
a fat rhino
that sits next
to a tall
tree in the
Sahara desert where
the coconuts play
with the camels
and they dance
to Divo and
lost prophets' music
while skiing on
snow slopes in
south nevada with
mooses that have
multi coloured antlers
and rare colored
Epic quest items
when suddenly a
a shark with
a ladybug sidekick
appeared and started
to jump on
the very large
tank made of
stupid criminal commies
who steal everyone's
mods and then
claiming them for
their own dogs
so we went
and got guns
to shoot these
commie bastards, haia!
(i'm pretty sure most of them are neither commies or bastards, but hey...)
On the next
exiting episode of
Freaky Rabbit's Rampage,
starring everyone's favourite
three legged snake,
the wombats took
over a hotdog
stand in Phildepelphia
after murdering the
president of Antarctica
George Washington Carver
then they followed
a random taxi
deep into hell
and got burned
in the only
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies and loudly singing Black Eyed Peas and attracting glares. Along came a tank made on steel and adamantium and ran over my poodle which yelped and screamed. But then
Um...You were only supposed to write in three words.
Quote from: drakra on March 11, 2010, 11:17AM
Once upon a time I went into town to hang with my homies that were dancing like monkies and loudly singing Black Eyed Peas and attracting glares. Along came a tank made on steel and adamantium and ran over my poodle which yelped and screamed. But then
Ignoring...
Previous words: in the only
New words: eye i had
Continue... :P
which made me
quite happy and
I laughed manically
because my brain
was stüpid like
The hippo chiropractor
which eats grass
And highly explosive
tomato burgers with
impudent jalapeño sauce
and drinks oil
While skiing on
frozen chocolate pudding
with a sprinkle
of cod liver
and balancing a
heavy pack on
his large back
At the stoplight
next to Gerald
the spontaneously flamboyant
vegetarian cannibal who
ate three sheeps
While learning Spanish
and Italian gastronomy
But he can
Also sing well
But only in
his pink jumpsuit
. And of course
he likes to
wear his polka-dot
face cast and
and always goes
And and??
and so it
Begins a new
story about a
Possum flavored yak
(I'm sorry, but some of the grammar seems a bit off)
who went on
a magic ride
to Disneyland where
Quote from: El Maiz on April 01, 2010, 12:38PM
(I'm sorry, but some of the grammar seems a bit off)
That's okay. There will be mistakes. It is inevitable.
Goofy waited with
a chainsaw and
Cut the cake
(I was kind of afraid to let the more violent continue that one.)
Then Mickey himself
came and started
to blabber about
Marvel Comics until
it was time
for dinner, so
they sat down
to eat some
pizza with lava
And Alfredo sauce
With Chicken Wings
:beast:
from KFC. After
the apocalyptic warthog
ate their families
:blackshake:
along with their
black pet dragon
He moved on
to Disney World
because he loved
A Slovakian Bagel.
Without this sausage
he threw off
several oval marbles
from a cliff
and became independant (:P)
from society's chaos
and general therapy
which helped none
to build up
their chicken sandwich
so hunger remained
but the fairy
named Larue Pasquah
gave Janet a
Purple wildebeest earring
and a gold
duck to play
on the Piano
for her grandma
indeed she love
flying with Superman
to the moon
and eat chocolate
rabbit, cause they
are her favourite
but suddenly it
Ignited the atmosphere
so she decided
To squeeze squirrels
then she realized
that no matter
what she does
because she thought
it was a
mistake to try
To corner angry
so she finally
What? To corner angry so she finally?
"to corner angry" - a black cat
"so she finally" - decides to run
(there...) ;D
sorry guys :bowdown1: i am french and i don't speak english at all .... :grin_no:
sorry again i correct it right now " it was a mistake to try to corner angry a black
cat so she finally decides to run after him to
good ?!?
kill him with
A pool noodle
But his heart
stopped beating, so
his soul went
to Disney Land
to find peace
and a diamond
cheese with salad
to give to
Billy, the little
person who could
jump to space
in a spacecraft
to travel to
Mars and Neptune
And rotini, too
he also could
eat a whale
and one hundred
little bears. All
other animals in
in the universe
and himself too
could no longer
escape from the
Yellow Staircase of
The Grand Entrance
in a Café
and then Hulk
came to eat
A lime snowcone
with jalopeno cheese
and mustard, too.
This day, Hulk
is feeling blue
so he turned
into a chiuahua
with green fur
he then headed....
to Louisiana in
a time machine
to kill off
a guy called:
ferple von frinkvhielmipkerdungrousen
who was hungry
and wanted blood
for his car
to paint it
to yellow color
. In a night
filled with romance
Toads were actually
singing with joy
and peanut butter
would fall from
a rainbow mountain
on candy hill
Into a gorge
Flooding the village
with the name
James Bond, then
the big ogre
Picked his nose
and suddenly it
dropped a toy
into a cave
That was actually
a living organism
of melted unicorns
and little princesses
Molded in clay
with a strange
and weird vibe
that came from
the snore of
the gleeful lobster
And Mario, then
a dark cloud
drifted up high
To digest it's
wonderful dinner of
Chocolate elephants, but
seven witches had
Nowhere to go,
so they went
to a castle
to find the
the magic hat
that flew like
a crazy broom
To go to.
mickey 's house
where there was
a big cat
with sharp fangs
and a monkey
with 2 tails
and four teeth
and two heads
which were cheese
with choco sauce
with cherry on
the top and
toes of chocolate.
Then a snake
came to talk
about the mysterious
dragon who could
talk to Sally
the little ape
who was very
purple and ate
a meteorite that
turned to poo
The ape was
so furious that
it took a
gun to kill
a creepy Ashley
she had stolen
to use at
a super carnival
that employs mutants
using psychic blades
from their noses
and their arms
and they channel
on the microwaves
to smell the
fluffynes of the
rorschach tests at
Detention Center A
in Section B
of land C
in continent D
on planet E-arth :P
and now they
hear noises in
pandora's big box
of magical peanuts.
with penguins flying
all over China,
and through Egypt
bears attack shops
with frozen fishies.
After that, seagulls
that eat birds
and install hardware
came to clean
dirty handbags and
stop Mr. Teddy
from stealing all
the krabby patties
from jesus' pants.
Now they drink
boxes and boxes
of lemonade and
coke as well
and found rainbows
under miley cyrus' (possessive)
toupees, which were
filled with garlic
from last night's
taco salad supreme.
Deluxe super edition XD
"AAAAHHH" Miley said
to Mr. Bumbels
and she died.
Miley's alter ego
named Ugly Cyrus
, the little dinosaur
that's half werewolf
and half cereal
gave a bat
made of milk
a strange unicorn
with Brazilian colours (I hope I wrote it right)
that spelled ninja.
After spelling fruitcake,
Ugly Cyrus became
a hideous Minotaur
with 8000 horns
and two teeth,
an official bathing.
suddenly a giant
teddy bear with
hoola hooped earings
and chocolate footwear
ate britney's cookies
which were delicious
and quite salty
and not delicious (lol)
because they're cheesy.
After eight comas,
And several pies,
the fat lady
putted into her
bag a pile
which was full
"That's four words above me".
of needles and
to the point
they found Billy
Quote from: MarvelFan12345 on July 20, 2010, 02:41PM
"That's four words above me".
of needles and
srry :P
in the kitchen
with a real
Scarlet Witch doll :P
which was yellow
and red and
had big horns
and paper hands
which shines in
the monstrous snake
of Mickey Mouse
attack senior men
Jimmy Guttenbergergerberger, who
the man on
Apollo 24,5 in
north Super-America
so, everyone sang
kum bai ya
but then a
chupacabra came and
om nomed their
freakin' frying pan
(Side note: Fable: The Lost Chapters :D )
with mana augmentations (best way to use a frying pan)
which blasted him
through a demon
in space with
a phaser gun
and tomato ninjas
with scallion shurikens
tried eating Mr.
potatohead with a
Dead Rising 2
(Side note: I will so play this! The first Horror like think I want :D )