How much would it suck being...

[Shauny7488]

**********MARVEL ONLY**********

Venom's dentist
The Hulk's phychiatrist
Spider-Man with aracnaphobia
Medusa's hair stylist
the guy with the metal detector as Wolverine tries to get into the airport
the guy who was filling out the huge pile of paper work so Grasshopper can join the Great Lakes Avengers
Deadpool's skin specialist
She-Hulk's make-up artist
Cyclop's optometrist
Beast's body waxer
Enchantress at a gay bar
Electro's costume designer (the guy looks like he should be in the madi gras)
Nightcrawler at a paranoid christian meeting
Ghost Rider with training wheels
Iceman lost in the desert
Moon Knight scared of the dark
the owner of the gym Juggernaut goes to


please add

[the amazing spiderman]

the sasquatch's waxer(dont thik thats the correct word but the guy who puts wax on his skin, then puts tape on, then pulls off, etc.
giantmans tailor
the blobs chair
would put more but i have to go

[Shauny7488]

Dr. Doom in the rain
Black Cat trying to sneak around a white house
Magneto trying to fight someone in a plastic factory
a little kid at your 5th birthday party and a Murderworld clown rocks up
Echo in a pitch black room

[Norrin Radd]

it wouldnt suck necessarily, but probably be constantly dissapointing to be hulk's taylor

Cyclops' optometrist
Blade's Cook
Daredevil's seeing-eye dog

[Shauny7488]

Cyclops' optometrist

thats already there, first list lol, never mind the other two are good, keep em coming guys

rouge sex partner
the thing sex parter oouchh poor girl!! LoL!

[iammingy]

rouge sex partner

It's Rogue! ROGUE!!!

That shouldn't be suck... You will do just fine if you have .... um .... "protection"...

LOL! True!! It would be both pain and pleasure

Disgusting. I guess Colossus or Leech wouldn't be too bad, since Colossus in metal form is immune to Rogue's mutant ability, or since Leech can negate other's mutant powers.

Thing's skin-care doctor
Galactus's foot massager
Human Torch in the middle of the Atlantic
Giant Man with claustrophobia

It would totally suck being Thing's condom.

Scarlet Witch's Black Jack dealer...

[iammingy]

Looks like everyone is picking on the Thing...haha

Actually, I think the Fantastic Four are really at something------------PORN!!!

The Thing: My buddy is rock-hard!
Mr Fantastic: I can make it as long as you want!
Invisible Woman: Now you see my clothes... Now you don't!
Human Torch: I can make your burning desire even stronger than before!

You people are disgusting.

As Torch's hand slid up Crystal's creamy white thighs, she could feel his stiffness pulsating with desire.

[iammingy]

You people are disgusting.

As Torch's hand slid up Crystal's creamy white thighs, she could feel his stiffness pulsating with desire.

um, it looks like your comment is the most disgusting ATM....