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Started by DJay Saint, November 24, 2009, 08:09PM

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November 24, 2009, 08:09PM
Some day, someone will best me.  But it won't be today, and it won't be you.


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November 24, 2009, 08:16PM #1 Last Edit: November 24, 2009, 08:19PM by титан человек
Either it's a bad joke, or the guy has been shot in the head with an AK-47.
November 24, 2009, 08:19PM #2
Another option can be that he's just not sane.  Being shot in the head with an AK-47 can be problematic in that he'll have a giant hole where his brain used to be and have a hard time even comprehending a decision to marry said video game.  But he is Japanese, which basically explains it all.

In all seriousness, either this guy went on too many trips to crazy town, or this is a publicity stunt.  I'm leaning towards a little from column A and B, but mostly column A.
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November 24, 2009, 08:25PM #3 Last Edit: November 24, 2009, 08:31PM by титан человек
Even without the AK-47, this guy still seems as if he has a giant hole in his head. Who in their right mind would do this? I have heard of video game dating online (and even that is unusual). But to marry a virtual character? I tend to agree, either it is a publicity stunt or he might indeed be short a few cards from the deck. Still, there have been crazier things that have happened in this world.
November 25, 2009, 03:39AM #4 Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 06:43AM by Nowhere Man
this is so ridiculous I don't even know what's there to discuss. I mean...if it's like that and anyone can marry anything I just got engaged to coffee. I really love coffee. We'll have beautiful hyperactive children with yellow teeth ¬¬.
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November 25, 2009, 04:41AM #5
Well, I wish the best for you and for your dear coffee :D

But really, this is just pure stupidity. Totally insane.
November 25, 2009, 04:53AM #6
I want to marry my favourite bunch of grapes then! :D

Oh wait... I just ate them.

I really hope this guy doesn't lose his game or anything. :P
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November 25, 2009, 06:18AM #7
So if they get a divorce and he has to pay child support, does he make the check out to the virtual girl or to Nintendo since they made her?  :rofl:
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November 25, 2009, 06:24AM #8
I know! He will pay me! This reminds me, people, you can pay anything to me...with money of course.
November 25, 2009, 06:26AM #9
Roflmao! So ridiculous!
Anyway, gotta go to the funeral of my old iPod now.
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November 25, 2009, 06:48AM #10
Quote from: Dihan on November 25, 2009, 04:53AM
I want to marry my favourite bunch of grapes then! :D

you can't marry a BUNCH of grapes, that's polygamy and it's ilegal :P
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November 25, 2009, 08:57AM #11
Well, I don't want to marry any of my items. But my computer is like a brother for me :D
November 25, 2009, 09:14AM #12
Quote from: Nowhere Man on November 25, 2009, 06:48AM
you can't marry a BUNCH of grapes, that's polygamy and it's ilegal :P

But... I KILLED THEM! D:
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November 25, 2009, 09:24AM #13
I'm pretty sure killing your fincee is ilegal too :P
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November 25, 2009, 11:14AM #14
what a freaking idiot. that man is chemically imbalanced at best...
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