How do you feel yourself? / General Talk about everything

[Nowhere Man]

nah, I have a pretty average height. I just want a Mini-Me cause it's fun to see short people carrying big guns.

plus my enemies won't see you coming!

@piutebob. if you're nobody you can't be somewhere, which means you're nowhere. you have just been drafted. welcome to the army!

[Seth]

Yay! We have a new member!No one can confront Nowhere Man  !Welcome to the team!

[BLaw]

Ya know, if my Ha-Ha sounds great I'll enter the Idols and X-Factor contests :O If I succeed the Army of Nowhere will have a really great funding ^^.

Man, I can dream of a singing career... My future hits (some are classic covers):

- Stand By Me.... And fall through the ground, Ha-Ha
- Take On Me.... And Die, Ha-Ha
- Moving Mountains.... On Your Own, Ha-Ha
- Cry Me A River.... And A Lake While You're At It, Ha-Ha
- I Want You Back.... In The Cage, Ha-Ha
- Gin 'n Juice.... But Not For You, Ha-Ha
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.... With Me, Ha-Ha
- Momma Said Knock You Out.... So Ha-Ha
- The Way You Make Me Feel.... *Burp* Ha-Ha
- Can I Get A Ha-Ha?
- Ha-Ha in the Ha-Hangar (Tribute to the Airforce)
- Ha-Ha-Shoe! (The Sneaker Song)
- Get The Party Started.... Without him, Ha-Ha
- Can't Touch This.... Nor This and This, Ha-Ha
- The Jailhouse Rock.... Fell On Yo Head, Ha-Ha
- Sexual Healing.... On Your Own, Ha-Ha

And that would just be for my first album^^

[Seth]

wow! Mr. Law I love your future hits...I know you will have a great success!!! Please announce me when your album will appear  ;D

[BLaw]

Okay, but you'll notice the title of my album right away:

Mr. Law^^ - Nelson, if you see this, than: Ha-Ha!

[Nowhere Man]

LOL, my favourite is this one:
The Way You Make Me Feel.... *Burp* Ha-Ha

[tymaca321]

i thought about a new song called

''This is it........And your not there, Ha-ha''

Can i be your manager ?

[Quentin Hex]

i think we should change the "post ranks" or whatever for fantastic, uncanny, etc to nowhereman army positions . and give special members custom titles pertaining to that. that would be awesome.

[Nowhere Man]

LOL...let's not get carried away

[BLaw]

i thought about a new song called

''This is it........And your not there, Ha-ha''

Can i be your manager ?

Unfortunately I'm my own manager. if I succeed in winning those contests I get a manager :p

However, the This Is It will be the bonus track. I've also made some songs for my second album, called: Earth, Wind and Ha-Ha. Tracklist:

1. Blame It On The Boogie.... Okay Ha-Ha
2. Take Me There.... So I Can Ha-Ha
3. Break The Ice.... On Your Forehead Ha-Ha
4. Hey Ya!.... Idiot Ha-Ha
5. It's a Hardknock Life.... Good Ha-Ha
6. Men in Black.... Thongs Ha-Ha
7. They Don't Really Care About Us.... Except For Me Ha-Ha
8. When The Doves Cry.... I Ha-Ha
9. Tell Me When To Go... 10 minutes ago Ha-Ha
10. You're As Cold As Ice.... Now Standing In A Heated Oven Ha-Ha
11. Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll.... And Fall Ha-Ha
12. I Heard It Through The Grapevine.... ROFL Ha-Ha
13. Dancing Machine.... Is Out Of Order Ha-Ha
14. I Ain't Goin' Nowhere, Man.... Ha-Ha (tribute)
15. Black or White.... King Ha-Ha (tribute)
16. Don't Phunk With My Heart.... Or I'll Poke Your Eye Ha-Ha
17. There Goes My Hero.... Who Trips And Rolls Down The Subway, Ha-Ha
18. Keep Playing Games With My Heart.... But I Have The Controller Ha-Ha
19. All I Want For Christmas Is You.... In A Coffin Ha-Ha
20. Billy Jean.... And I Are Laughing At You Ha-Ha

Bonus Disc
1. I Wanna Make Love Right Now (Na Na Na).... OOOOKay Here We Go, Ha-Ha
2. Say I.... Am An Idiot Ha-Ha
3. Break Ya Neck.... Oh Noes He's Really Doin It Ha-Ha
4. Buy U A Drank.... On Your Tab Ha-Ha
5. Everybody's Nose.... Is Too Big Ha-Ha
6. We Need A Resolution..... Of 1900x1200 Ha-Ha
7. I Need A Girl.... In The Kitchen Ha-Ha
8. I Need A Girl Part II.... Because She Wasn't Finished Ha-Ha
9. Broken Strings..... Are Supposed To Be Torn Ha-Ha
10. Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See.... Pervert Ha-Ha
11. I Miss You.... Stupid Aim Ha-Ha

Neat eh?

[Nowhere Man]

11. Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll.... And Fall Ha-Ha ROFLMAF!

Thanks for the tribute! you just got signed to Nowhere Records. People can dowload everything on NTunes. =D

[ragincajun]

Nowhere Man, I refuse to join your army!  Hence, I start the Resistance! (now operating out of a scenic secret location)

[xxxxx]

Man! Finally other people with a personality of such astronomic and meteoropic proportions who will finally understand my need to quote thus:


If you seek ways of saying humorous,
Your choice of words is numerous.
You have a wealth of various
Expressions for hilarious.
And synonyms for comical?
The number's astronomical!

So. Which group am I admitted into due to my flamboyant yet faithful awesomeness?

[Nowhere Man]

OMG! we have a Somewhere spy! Seth, untie Ashlee Simpson on rajincajun!

[morgoth]

It's kinda annoyin' having to jump through so many hoops so I can play as new characters on the pc.